Dude, I Got a Dell

Since my old laptop was quite old, a fire hazard, and no longer portable, we decided it was time to upgrade.  Dwindling business, unfortunate component supplier issues, and fleetingly popular but ill-fated marketing campaigns aside, I still felt Dell was the way to go, and my new laptop finally arrived.  Also I'll now have Windows 7 at home instead of just at work, which is a good thing.